*ME AVOIDING RESPONSIBILITIES*
favorite gif ever
*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
"IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER" screams a girl, walking outside. it’s 90 degrees out. there’s palm trees everywhere. oranges fill the streets. it’s florida.
Incredible. Its begun already
so you know how a vulcan kiss is like this?
well i was in math class and and this guy and i were trying to high five but we were too far away so we just touched out two fingers together like this^^
and then i sat down and thought about it for a second.
then i went “hey patrick, are you a trekkie?”
and he went “no, but my parents are huge trekkies”
and i went “so you know what’s up?”
and he went “oh, i know what’s up.”
I ship it
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